Monthly Archives: July 2011

Love

I have quite a basic question. Why is it considered objectionable or immoral to be with someone on the basis of their bank balance, but perfectly understandable to be with someone because of their cheekbones? I was watching Wimbledon this … Continue reading

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Clubbing (the verb)

No, not seal clubbing. Nightclubbing. Partying, ‘The Lash’, Goin’ Out. It’s shit, isn’t it? Well, most of the time. I discussed a possible night out with a friend yesterday, and described his venue of choice as a “fetid cuntdump”, before … Continue reading

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Our top ten ridiculous lyrics

Soph’s Five Bruno Mars – Grenade I’d catch a grenade for ya On one hand, it’s a rare man that you find who would be willing to die for you. On the other hand, one that would die for you … Continue reading

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